“Well the Hammers were heading back to the temple after that nasty encounter at the hot dog vendor stand. They decide to stop at the Starbuckus coffee house to calm their nerves..The place was packed, customers everywhere. The Hammers place their order and take up one of the large tables. The coffees arive and we start to chug it down. Brigor spits the coffee out.."Stop!!! this coffee is tainted with chaos!"..the crowd gets really quite..looking at their neighbor, could they be a follower of the ruinous powers?


Big Head one, the ogre Starbuckus master of coffee, throws off his smock..."Damn you Hammers! Slanneesh will not have his coffee mocked!! you go to far!!! TO WAR!!!!!!"

All the employees of the starbuckus rip off their smocks and a game of Blood Bowl breaks out.

Troncho comes out of the back and charges the Hammers..The Hammers standfirm and punch him in the face...CRACK!!!! falls dead on the ground.

The Min/Max scumm start laying out the CLPOMB cheese and they lay it on thick...wait a minute, is this not starbuckus? what the hell is up with all this cheese?

Hammers start getting laid out left and right. Bodies fly out the front door. Krom goes flying out the glass window into the boulevard.

Hammers circle the wagons and are in the fight for their lives. Brellgon goes down hard..his knee rended for a niggle...the apoth comes in to resest his rended knee and ends up breaking his neck for a KIA...stupid apoth.

As the Hammers retreat out of this most vile Starbuckus the BigHeadOne stands by the door..he does not want us to get away...the Hammers bull rush him and send him crashing out onto the street. Send in the DP boot and foot stomp him on the nose and crush his ugly mug...RIP!!!!!!


Hammers retreat with all haste from the Starbuckus and vow to cleanse Altdorf of this coffee franchise recruitment center for Slaneesh.
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