“The Mobocracy outfoxed by brainless Barbarians

This Tuesday the scene was set for some serious wrestling between to teams of ripped men(some oiled up) in thongs. The Mobocracy brought shiny gold, beer for everyone and a man in a pointy hat and decided to receive but already the bearded brutes showed their cunning and danced away from the trio of terrors before they could land a blow. Still the Mobocracy carried on with their drive, removing a few norsemen, losing some of their coven on the way. But at the deciding moment bloodlust took over, big guys spaced out, the team was in disarray, and the Barbarians took swift advantage knocking the ball loose in a scramble. Still the Covenant fought valiantly and the score was almost a reality until upcoming gob-star Evul Kerfuffle failed his landing and the 1st half fizzled out.

The Barbarians started 2nd half up men but wasn't satisfied so removed a few more. The Mobocracy tried to respond, drew a little blood but it was no good and the coach didn't see an optimum time for magic interference and so the score was walked in. Now playing for the draw the Mobocracy received again but had clearly learned nothing when the Barbarians nimbly pranced away from the brutal beasts once more, although they did huddle in the middle and a fireball blasted them good. More Barbarians left the field and things looked decent until blitzer Vanir got free, sent Evul Kerfuffle to the injury box, and juggled the ball to a waiting lineman who easily passed it on to an ulf and leagues away from the Mobocracy team. It was all over for the covenants and the only thing left for them to do was take their anger out on some unfortunate Barbarians left in their part of the field which they did and Orm payed with his life.

Another bitter defeat for the Mobocracy, this time against the conference leaders but still victory was the only option and the coach and players must face the fact that time is running out and promotion is so far far off. The Barbarians felt the wrath of the humiliated and future opponents should beware of these frustrated psychopaths.”