“tire tracks left on the presidents of America! At first we were getting Marilyn Monroe'd, but then the winds of fate shifted, and the poundings began! The road warriors delivered dragon punch after dragon punch and the humans' power bar diminished faster than Obama's approval ratings!
Upgrades for all! DeMaio, alpha blitzer, is bestowed +1 armor of steel! Karl Ax Master rides hard to the endzone and scores the winning TD! Upgrade to dodge! And F.M.P. hikes it all the way! Super agility for our new quarterback!
Upgrades for all! DeMaio, alpha blitzer, is bestowed +1 armor of steel! Karl Ax Master rides hard to the endzone and scores the winning TD! Upgrade to dodge! And F.M.P. hikes it all the way! Super agility for our new quarterback!
We take our coins and burn up the night!”