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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2011-10-23 05:53:53
CTV 1910k High Elf
2
80k (-20000)
26000 (2 FAME)
No change
1/0/0
Inducements:
Norse CTV 1680k
1
40k
9000
No change
1/1/3
Inducements: 1 bribe, Star player Helmut Wulf
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
2
1
-
1
15
133
14
19
37
2
#3 Linus "Wandering Whistling Duck" Skeezix – Dead (RIP)
#5 Lone Jack – Dead (RIP)
#7 Jonathan "Torrent Duck" Nicholas – Fractured Leg (MNG)
#9 Mike "White-backed Duck" Magee – Fractured Skull (-AV)
#16 Edward "Spur-winged Goose" Spear – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
3
-
-
9
136
-
33
38
2
For the record: the drunkguys had 3 fouls. The 2nd was with the saw, and we had to bribe the ref to keep him on. The best one, however, was the we-just-tried-a-last-ditch-effort-to-knock-the-ball-loose-in-order-to-score-and-failed-so-we-might-as-well-T16-SPLOOSH!-duck-dinner-foul...
... that made us marginally happier.
Not enough to not still want to kill more ducks in order to study the duck fat that lets them squeeze out victories like they did tonight... but that sploosh on the guard duck and the beer at least made us warm and fuzzy :)
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