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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2011-10-24 20:08:19
CTV 1250k Norse
1
50k
10000 (1 FAME)
+1
4/2/1
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
7
-
1
23
127
1
24
35
-
#4 Kveldulf – Fractured Leg (MNG)
#8 Tysdagr – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
5
-
1
18
126
-
23
45
-
#5 Larry – Smashed Ankle (-MA)
#6 Curly – Dead (RIP)
#10 Gilligan – Broken Ribs (MNG)
“No fans, this is not your eyes playing tricks on you, there was a genuine THRASHING going on out there, Welcome to the latest edition of SOUPA weekly reports. The crowds that showed up didn't bring umbrellas because it wasn't raining... Well, rain anyways... Blood and body parts were raining all over the place!
The match Started with a roar for the Botcher's Brigade, within a few minutes of the start Hardy went to work, showing that pain isn't very funny when he struck a mortal wound to Anthropos, who was kept alive by timely intervention from the apothecary! The wounds kept piling up, with a journeyman lineman getting taken out, and Kveldulf getting his leg snapped. The KOs and injuries stacked up, and after Charlie Brown stumbled into the endzone with the pitch almost vacant, things were looking grim for the norse. But a *cough* rousing speech from the bloodweiser babe got the norse fired up, and 8 of them made it back to the pitch for the second half. That... Is when the norse took off the kid gloves and pulled out the beating sticks! The recently saved Anthropos exacted deadly vengeance on The Tick, dealing him a death blow, but again, an apothecary jumped in and put him back together in the nick of time! alas, the apothecaries could only be so many places at once. With the dead and mangled all around them, the apothecaries decided to call it a day and went out for tea, leaving the players to their own devices!
It resulted in a draw when the 3 Botchers still left on the pitch were unable to get up and keep Torsdagr from walking into the endzone unharmed just as time was about to expire. Fittingly, both MVPS went to the dead players in some twisted suicide pact.
Many thanks to Hephi for a wickedly entertaining match, and hopefully the next time our teams meet there is something left of either of them.”
The match Started with a roar for the Botcher's Brigade, within a few minutes of the start Hardy went to work, showing that pain isn't very funny when he struck a mortal wound to Anthropos, who was kept alive by timely intervention from the apothecary! The wounds kept piling up, with a journeyman lineman getting taken out, and Kveldulf getting his leg snapped. The KOs and injuries stacked up, and after Charlie Brown stumbled into the endzone with the pitch almost vacant, things were looking grim for the norse. But a *cough* rousing speech from the bloodweiser babe got the norse fired up, and 8 of them made it back to the pitch for the second half. That... Is when the norse took off the kid gloves and pulled out the beating sticks! The recently saved Anthropos exacted deadly vengeance on The Tick, dealing him a death blow, but again, an apothecary jumped in and put him back together in the nick of time! alas, the apothecaries could only be so many places at once. With the dead and mangled all around them, the apothecaries decided to call it a day and went out for tea, leaving the players to their own devices!
It resulted in a draw when the 3 Botchers still left on the pitch were unable to get up and keep Torsdagr from walking into the endzone unharmed just as time was about to expire. Fittingly, both MVPS went to the dead players in some twisted suicide pact.
Many thanks to Hephi for a wickedly entertaining match, and hopefully the next time our teams meet there is something left of either of them.”
The remainder of the first half I had to gamble on playing elvish style with my Norse lineman trying to run short from the endzone and waiting for the ball to fly in. Surrounded by the marauders this didn't work but somehow the marauders started to get knocked out thanks to some sort of piling on skill (failing both down blocks) the Troll seemed to have discovered.
Getting the ball in the second half the Norse players didn't know what to do. They tried running the lineman to the front again which diverted some of the attention away from the LOS and suddenly things started to happen. One by one the marauders were carried from the pitch. The Norse saw an oppening but the passer fumbled the ball. A marauding player got hold of it and managed to break away towards the endzone. A 0-2 was in the making but the remaining Norse berserker wouldn't have it and managed to injure the culprit right there. By the time the passer got a hold of the ball again only four or so marauders remained on the field. The last turn promised to be exciting with a quick pass, gfi, handoff and no reroll to spare the Norse managed to score the tie!
I've never seen such a brutal game. My screen was just dripping blood onto my keyboard! Both teams can use a good recovery game right about now but the SOUPA tournament awaits for their next round. Cheers to Rooke for an entertaining game.”