“This was the sloppiest, most poorly played game (luckwise) IN THE HISTORY OF THIS TEAM.
They tripped on their shoelaces coming out of the locker room and it went downhill from there.
After the horrific showing in this match, all players on this team will be REQUIRED to use a nailgun to attach their shoes BEFORE coming to the stadium.
Oh, and no ice cream after this game. ( Can't reward bad performances, you know...)”
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They tripped on their shoelaces coming out of the locker room and it went downhill from there.
After the horrific showing in this match, all players on this team will be REQUIRED to use a nailgun to attach their shoes BEFORE coming to the stadium.
Oh, and no ice cream after this game. ( Can't reward bad performances, you know...)”