“***BREAKING NEWS!!!***

Coach Von Mortis erupts in post game press conference.

In the post game press conference Coach Von Mortis of the Nocturne Falls Honey Badgers exploded into a tirade when questioned about the terrible luck his opponents have been faced with when squaring off against his team in recent weeks. Von Mortis, who is not usually thrilled to be a part of the post game press conference anyway because he tends to be a more...erm...introverted individual, had this to say during his angry diatribe:

"BAD LUCK!?! I AM TIRED OF THIS NOTION THAT WE ARE ONLY WINNING BECAUSE THE OTHER TEAM IS UNLUCKY. ARE WE CONSIDERED COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF WINNING BY OTHER STANDARDS? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS MANIPULATING A SHAMBLING HORDE OF BRAINLESS, UNDEAD LUMPS OF FLESH NORMALLY, LET ALONE GET THEM TO PLAY A GAME OF COORDINATION AND BALANCE? WELL IT'S NOT EASY. I SUGGEST YOU ALL CHECK THE STANDINGS TOMORROW MORNING AND WHEN YOU SEE OUR NAME AT THE TOP OF THIS DIVISION PERHAPS YOU'LL THINK ABOUT THE RIDICULOUS NOTION THAT THIS TEAM IS ONLY WINNING BASED ON LUCK."

Von Mortis then kicked over the podium and vanished out the side exit muttering to himself while everyone else in the room gazed at each other in amazement wondering what that was.”