“Very smashity match here, with 4 players getting carted of the pitch in hearses! A rift in the warp opened up near the end of the match, causing the players to go through their motions over and over again, while the only beings within the vicinity of the arena realizing the groundhog day loop being the head coaches of either team... each time it looped, the Skaven ogre Simon repeatedly blocked Jane Austen, with results varying all the way from the death of Austen to a failure to block at all with Simon succumbing to his wild animal instincts.

Twahnlows
1st (3pts): Simon went on a rampage this game, causing all 4 casualties for Psych Lab, along with making that final play to win it that much harder.

2nd (2pts): Agent 25 pulls off some shenanigans in the first half with a pickup and pass in tacklezones to get the ball free. After the receiving gutter runner is knocked down anyway, once the ball is removed from the hands of Jane Austen, 25 is there to pick it up and run it in for the score late first half, saving what could have been a disastrous drive from defeat.

3rd (1pt): Marios wrestles down Woody Allen with the ball near the end, almost saving the game and making it a tie, but alas, things didn't work out that way...”