“The PFAA managed to continue their first ever winning streak against what is probably the unluckiest team in the entire conference this season. While the Grunts caused quite a few casualties later in the game and even managed to end the career of Drakkwin Uprightbag, one of the elves' most valuable linemen, some sloppy ball handling and passing prevented them from scoring the equaliser late in the first half.

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Twahnlows:

3: #8 Zarkingu: Scored the only touchdown for his team, permanently removing an elf from the pitch in the process. Also came very close to breaking up the PFAA's first offensive drive.
2: #4 Shazgurim: Responsible for the death of Drakkwin.
1: #5 Razitshakra II: Didn't get many blocks in, but displayed respectable skill with the ball, putting the team's thrower to shame. A pity he couldn't hold on to it, or he would have earned the full three points.”