“The match starts off with a kick to the darkies. Before the ball lands, the Duckies are blitzing up the top side. The elves respond in true elf fashion by throwing the ball to the bottom and bravely running away, away to the endzone for a score. The Duckies respond by knocking a couple foo's out on a way to a score of their own.

Second half, the duckies decide they don't have enough people, so they kill a loner and raise him as a rotter, running down the sidelines for another score. The elves try to run up the sideline to even the score, blitzing with the BC for the 1d pow, but failing the 2+ dodge into open area. The duckies take this opportunity to run the length of the field with a WW in 3 short turns.”