“2nd Round Match of the BB7's Smack Street VII (2011). The Epidemics had all of the fans with them today and the extra rr's that they brought with them came in handy. The Elvish armor proved to be pretty strong today - especially the Elves magic codpieces (8 fouls with assists resulting in 0 injuries).

Sadly the elves just signed a lucrative deal with a local hair salon and refused to don their helmets today -- resulting in a seemingly never ending parade of K.O. rolls. Their almost instant recovery from these "K.O.'s" has lead more than one reporter to question the severity of these injuries -- more than one elf was spotted in the K.O. box with a mirror and their new hair care products.

Well played Cyric -- rematch anytime.

Team went on to win the finals in a walk-over. The teams first championship!”