“Appalling luck at crucial points left the Wooden tops with numerous players down.
The team were unable to regain the ball as the chaotic, cowardly Khorne Utd protected it on the touchline.

The 2nd half got off to a bad start when virtually no-one recovered from being ko'd. This left just 5 elves standing on the pitch.
KU picked up the ball and took an 8 turn stroll down the field. The Tops showed their displeasure by fouling the opposing Ogre when he tripped at their feet., knocking him out for the remainder of the match.

A spokeself for the team addmitted that 'they were lucky to only get 1 serious injury and no deaths'
An unnamed source has leaked information that the coach has told him 'a certain Wardancer is likely to get the sack if his perfomance doesn't improve dramatically in future matches'.”