“Meanwhile in Soviet Poland...

Mega l33t bad-arse mens come and play, and make excellent KO practice for Soviets glorious bloody bowl players of international repute especially with wimmins from corrupt western nightclub lands also known as houses of ill reputes in city of Amsterdam woo hawt sausages mamma! Back to game, however, where l33t mens fall over lots and sleep in KO benches and not want to play vs soviet mutant big hat mens and cows and things like green migrant workers from French lands. In end fumble CD big hat man not ant ball and score so cow score instead to rapturous applause and wavings from crowd in soviet MEGABUNKER stadium of revolutionary past history party central.

gg sir, and many happinesses from Soviet Poland.”