“If you ever want to see how much a game can hate someone, watch this one. Blitzer dead inside two turns with an apothecary sat on his lazy backside wondering what he might do with all the money he is conning from the team. Two best players missing next match. Norse armour rubbish - not in this game it wasn't. Two armour breaks worse than a stun all match.

Re-rolls were pretty much pointless, because if it failed once, it was probably going to fail again. Troll managed to Bonehead for 4 consecutive turns after skulling out on a first turn block. Only minor display of competancy was Stabby Crabby chucking an accurate long pass to save a third TD, which was also the only time the ball left my half.

I basically need to pray for a miracle taht my team don't get batter any worse in the next match, because I will be starting with only 3 Skaven with 2 skills between them.

Nuffle wasn't so much against me, as sat in the Blue Storm end wearing their colours ...”