“the charioteers race for days in search of a match...yet no takers! Hail to the Digitals for braving the bladed wheels...ye gods below favor those with courage!

And courage ruled the day! Despite the blood flying, the road warriors continued to press the ball to the very end! Both Machine Man and Rick Superstar go to their grave a MAN! Flesh rots, but heroism shines forever!

And the lords of the Abyss grow angry at the Dark Avenger's poor performance...so they bless him with Jump UP! go forth...deadlier than any avatar before ye!

As the fallen sink into the earth, the bossom of women yield new fruit! Black Lightning joins the gang...in search of immortality!!!”