“The Somalia pirates first sortie.....Fiasco.

Right when they leave port a hidden American Sniper lets off a shot. CRACK**** Ransome Demand crashes to the ground. Bullet right into the hip. Not a good start.

As We hit the breakers outside of port our engine breaks. Another 1 hour to fix that. 30 Minutes later we run out of gas. A local fisherman fills us back up, another 2 hours wasted.

Finally out in the open sea. We decide to pix on a small fish to start out. A underworld dingy is floating by. They seem to be unaware of the danger pirates in these waters. Dingies, surely we can take that. We approach at ramming speed and then all hell breaks loose.

The Underworld scumm are well aware of Pirates and are ready. We leap aboard the dingy and promptly get beat down, beat up, thrown overboard and they sink our skiff.

Lucky for us there was a sand bar near by that we could hand on to until that former fisherman came and picked us up. Told us to not quit our day jobs and give up on this pirate stuff.

That just might be wise advice.”