“Huge game. HUGE game!!

The opening volley by the Ravenitis laid waste to the Billy Goats front line, leaving them with 5 players on the pitch by turn 3. Luckily the goats were too stupid to think they didn't have a chance. They tied Baltimore's tentacles in knots and tried bashing their way out of the bag the sack-o-shit rotters tried to suffocate them with. Buffalo wasn't able to force a quick score, but TO was able to dump a can of Wup Ass on Grashnak's Bitchhoof right before the score. Shame the Billy Goats weren't able to do anything to the front line of Ravenitis before the half...

The 2nd half was laden with sploosh as the Billy Goats pushed hard to get the ball in Baltimore's half quick in hopes of forcing the wizard. Wizard was forced and was an absolute charlatan - all smoke and mirrors... no effective knockdown even. Right before the Billy Goats jumped on the ball in the endzone to tie up the game, Thurman Thomas (with his career best 4th cas of the game) hit the Ravenitis Beast and recorded what might be the best sound effect of this season's playoffs. "Sploosh the Goose" shirts will be on sale starting next season...

... and that's because the Billy Goats - in typical BufFAELo fashion - weren't able to keep an unlikely score from happening against them in the closing seconds of the game.

Well played, ritzi. You did everything exactly the way you needed to do it in order to win. Best of luck with what team we left you... you're gonna need it ;)




p.s. I am trademarking "BufFAELo", bitches...”