“Stream of Filth walked on to the field oozing and dripping filth and slime all over their home pitch. Their fans turned up in great numbers not even a solitary skaven fan managed to get inside the stadium, though after what transpired on the pitch I dont think any Scum of the Sewers fans will be too bothered.

SoF received first and their lone Pestigor scooped the ball up and hid behind the team captain the grotesque Cadaver. SoF then started swatting the puney rats out their way as they slowly trudged down the field. Condom the Nurgle Warrior was an impassible wall, 4 times in the first half the rats were so put off by his/its foul appearance that they couldn't even bring them self to hit him. Eventually though Skrinch N Gorey the Rat Ogre plucked up the courage to attack him and with one powerful blow knocked him out. This would be the Rat Ogres final act of any worth. The half was over and the Nurgle team had take a 1-0 lead, both teams were slightly depleted. The Skaven team could only field 8 players for the second half while SoF could field 9 after one Rotter died only 6 minutes into his career and another got sent off for a poor attempt at a foul.

The Nurgle fans were baying for blood and as they kicked the ball to the rats, their Beast took the initiative and blitzed the Rat Ogre before the ball had landed. Killing Skrinch N Gorey and Ko'ing him self. This satisfied the fans and Nurgle, and the Beast did not return to the match, coach Garion found it feasting on the remains of the Rat Ogre and it stayed in the reserves box devouring the juicy rat throughout the second half.

The Skaven team still managed to pull one back but by this point their numbers were down to 6 and there was enough time for the Nurgle team to walk the ball in for a second touchdown.

Final score 2-1 Nurgle is satisfied so far....”