“Stream Of Filth took to the pitch in high spirit after winning against the speedy but squishy rats, hopeful of causing some more pain against another puny team, this time Elves.
The Nurlge fans were clearly baying for blood too after their captain killed a giant Rat Ogre in their first game, and decided to take matters into their own hands, throwing a rock at a rookie Elf lineman, the aim was good and the elf was wheeled off the pitch before the kick off had even landed. The Royal Flush fans did not take kindly to this and retaliated with their own much smaller but more accurate stone which they hurled right into the eyes of Old Boot. The Nurgle Warrior doubled over in pain and was also carted off the pitch, nursing a serious injury, fortune was on his side though and the wound was regenerated very quickly.
SoF received first one of their Nurgle Warriors very nearly fell over blocking a cowering elf but in the nick of time, he regained is balance and knocked the elf flying. SoF surrounded the ball fearful the elves could just dance through their solid but incredibly slow ranks, then turned their attention to bashing their opponent into submission. After all three Elves were down their Pestigor ball carrier grabbed the lose ball and hid behind the team captain, the mighty Beast - Cadaver. The Pro Elves fought back and tried to make life difficult for the slow Nurgle team, but as the blows kept landing the Nurgle team found them self a few bodies to the good and the touchdown looked an almost certainty until the Royal Flush Blitzer made a series of tricky dodges right up to the feet of the Nurgle ball carrier and just before he could get his block in he stumbled after over stretching himself. SoF took full advantage and made a line for the end zone, with their superior strength and their Beast Captain tying up a few line-Elves there was no way to stop the touchdown.
The Nurgle team lined up in the second half back to full strength thanks to their regenerating Old Boot. They were clearly up for the fight and the crowd were overjoyed to see all 11 SoF players line up on the Line of Scrimmage forcing the depleted elf team into making some risky blocks to open up a path to the end zone. But to the dismay of the SoF fans the blocks landed true, fortunately the kick landed close to the beast and Nurgle Warriors and when the Elf catcher picked the ball up and made a Pass he was so put of by the stench and putrescence of the Nurgle team that he fumbled the ball. The Nurgle team surrounded the ball most importantly with their immovable Beast and the elves were helpless to stop them. The Nurgle Pestigor again picked the ball up and ran it in for another touchdown. The Nurgle team scored quick hoping for the chance to score again, but after a couple of laughable turns of failure by both teams the final whistle went. The Pro Elves again suffered some big casualties and luck certainly wasn’t on their side in either of their opening games. Nurgle continue on their impressive start to the season, topping the table. But their next game is against an equally brutal but far better drilled Chaos Dwarf size. Nurgle is satisfied so far...
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