“In a game where the Hammer Angels never really learned the fly they suffered their first defeat. They were outbashed and outfouled by the murderous wood elves who inflicted no fewer than 5 casulties!

The Angels would sooner just forget this game, and so will spend the night in silence, meditating on his disaster! Perhaps the Old Ones will reach down a smite the wood elves in the future?

Only good news was that the Kroxigor Martin inflicted another 2 casulties (brining his total to 5) and this rightly earned him the MVP titel and his 2nd skill aswell. It seems the Old Krox is tired of being tied up by sad little linemen, so he has learned to break tackles around him and chase down the important players on the other team so he can jump on them with his 1000 pounds of weight!”