“The BTO rolls on. Second game for the throng of Bachmanns and we retire a team of rats with only 14 blocks total!!. The stragetum and genius of one, Kathleen Turner, was too much to bear as she ate her way through their line. Ike stole a ratorical MVP, while Ted earned himself a Big Hand. And with that concession, we leave you with THIS one...
“If we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.” ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann
Michele Bachmann had this revelation in 2005, during a Jobs, Energy and Community Development Committee testimony. It’s such marvelous logic I’m going to keep it going: If we got rid of houses, we could wipe out homelessness. And if we closed all the Taco Bells, illegal immigration would vanish. And if we quit funding Planned Parenthood, there’d be no more abortions. That is until all the unwanted kids grow up, build houses, Taco Bells, and Abortion Clinics, and demand a minimum wage, and then we’re all screwed.”
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“If we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.” ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann
Michele Bachmann had this revelation in 2005, during a Jobs, Energy and Community Development Committee testimony. It’s such marvelous logic I’m going to keep it going: If we got rid of houses, we could wipe out homelessness. And if we closed all the Taco Bells, illegal immigration would vanish. And if we quit funding Planned Parenthood, there’d be no more abortions. That is until all the unwanted kids grow up, build houses, Taco Bells, and Abortion Clinics, and demand a minimum wage, and then we’re all screwed.”