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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2012-03-20 17:11:12
Orc CTV 1950k
1
70k (-20000)
12000
-1
2/1/0
Inducements: 1 wandering apothecary
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
4
2
1
21
139
5
27
52
-
#17 Sean Hideoushammer – Smashed Ankle (-MA)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
3
-
1
15
151
2
26
37
1
#9 Grim Chrunch – Groin Strain (MNG)
#15 Herk "metalvortex" – Fractured Arm (MNG)
After more than a year away from this team, the skaven led Lizardmen come back to Ranked!
The Painted Red Raiders start by blitzing the ball, kicking it right into the hands of their own waiting agi 4 dirty player orc! The typical orc wall starts up.. and quite promptly the first orc is badly hurt! Bam!
The orcs set up some wide blitzers on the far side of the pitch to make a passing play around the Saurus.. and not once, but TWICE Saurii intercept the play! Zekssi, after the second interception, shows off his awesome skink skills, proving again to coach Nelphine that Saurus truly were meant to be ball-handlers - or at least, that's Zekssi's story, and he's sticking to it; and he even pulls out a touchdown on turn 8 of the first half!
The second half sees Krronk KO'd for the entire half, and one Saurus badly hurt; while several orcs are also out, the lack of bench for Shrieking Bloodstorm shows, and the orcs are able to march down the field for a turn 4 touchdown.. and no lizards wake up!
Shrieking Bloodstorm attempts to maneuver the ball, and gets deep into the back field of the Painted Red Raiders, but Gammelman the agile orc plays it very safe, and throws a short pass to a waiting blitzer who stalls out the game in the mid-field to end the game 1-1.
2 Saurus manage to skill up, including Tellik the badly hurt Saurus! Named MVP for sheer awesomeness of being the only player to never miss a game in all 63 games of the team's career, Tellik finally learns how to hit a Mighty Blow; Sceral also skills up due to his fantastic (and extremely short-lived) interception, and learning from Tellik's mistakes, also picks up Mighty Blow!
Coach Nelphine has spent several months learning various tactics from other teams, and with this return game, promptly discards several re-rolls and retires injured skinks. Perhaps with a more trimmed TV, Shrieking Bloodstorm can get back into shape for a true Major appearance! YAARGH!
Thanks UncleanOne for an exciting return match! Good luck with your red orcs!”