“In the second half of the double header against Coach Sholyn, the Boys faced his intimidating orc squad. They were full of abominations. A blitzer more agile than and elf, a black orc with the strength of a troll, and a thrower as accurate and agile as an elf.

Feeling completely over matched, they dialed up a headhunter that promised the star player Flint Churnblade would make a difference. When the boys saw the chainsaw, they thought they had made a good choice. They just had not counted on the ref.

The Orcs received, and pushed a bunch of dwarfs around. The dwarfs for their part could not do much better but they did knock down one blitzer. An evil cackle went up and the saw started churning. Rushing over flint tried to skewer the downed blitzer. But the bilitzer turned and Flint stuck the blade deeply into the turf. Seizing the moment of having Flint disarmed, the referee found his c0urage and ejected the star from the game.

Now Coach Kondor was worried. How could his dwarfs deal with this brute. Thunderer took it upon himself to even the numbers game by blitzing the extremely agile orc blitzer. Luck was on his side as the green skin had to be carted off the field badly hurt.

What no one saw coming was the second blow delivered by Blood Axe. He clearly has more than the average dwarf vendetta against greenskins. He had sharpened and attached spikes to his gauntlets. Soon he had the orc kicker in his sights, and decided to try them out. The mighty straight punch with spike extended went directly through it's armor piercing its heart. It was dead before it hit the ground, and the orc coach held the medic back. "No need to waste your meds doc. That one is dead." Who can ever say, but the lack of a kicker may have been enough to put the Boys over the top.

With a man advantage, the boys began pummeling the orcs who seemed to have paper armor. Soon, the stone wall of dwarfs had stopped the orc advance.

The second half saw the dwarfs with a several man advantage. In this situation there was not much the orcs could do. They made a valiant effort to stop the dwarf advance, but it was no surprise when Daft went in to score the game winning TD.
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Thanks for the match Sholyn. It is hard to stop someone when you have a bashing team that is short manned. You simply cannot cover enough of the field. I look forward to a rematch some time.”