“Die On The Pitch DOTP for short, our first game vs Da'Loss Orc-Boys.
Coach GAZZATROT choses to receive the kick. Orc manage to get the ball but some crazy leaping and a 1D pow the ball is loose. Orcs get some early ko's against but still have control of the game. Mykal Urvin, Orc Blitzer, surfs lino Zatlappaloc who rides the fans 'Wave of Blood' to his grave. (not sure it was Urvin but as he made a cas later on I'd like to blame it on him 'being on fire' fluff-wise)
We manage to get the ball loose a second time. Frogs leaping about left and right. Then in what by some was called the play of the game, Orc thrower, Troc Acheman gets his hands on the ball and makes a short pass to blitzer Emit Smif, who ran quickly upfield. We now needed some leaps and gfi's to get to the blitzer but without a RR a failed gfi ended that plan. Gfi was failed more than leaps. :) Orc Ko'd a bunch of our players by now and one of our blitzers has been badly hurt by B.O.B. Haze, so the rolls could weigh heavy on our offence. A Bob comes back from lino stays out. We get most Ko's back by second half. 8VS10

We manage to ko the thrower. A rock stunning a Bob and some stunned result on two others helps us to set up in their half. Luckily both catchers stayed on the pitch, as two Orc blitzers lay waiting in defence near the endzone. Some leaps later we somehow managed to rush the upper flank. Our catcher did their best hopping around to provide screens or assists if needed. It was decided to hand of the ball to our remaining blitzer and stall for another turn. 1 all!

With two turn left and the thrower still being out, Da'Loss Orc-Boys put everybody on the Los with one blitzer in the backfield. Only 3 linos on the Los, the catchers and blitzers in the back. We got to rearrange our defence and put the catchers on the line. A downed orc on a block ended their turn prematurely and our catcher could mark the ball. Last turn again a both down and no more RR's ended the Orcs turn and the match.

No nigglings or statdrops for now, lino loss was his purpose. Good luck in the rest of the league GAZZATROT and may Nuffle niggle your Bobs multiple times! ;)”