“Thug Life’s 13th game of the season proved to be unlucky for the Orcs. Within the first 3 turns, the Orcs had lost Busta the Troll (Killed), Jay-Z the Black Orc (Killed), Notorious B.I.G. (Badly Hurt) and Tupac (Badly Hurt). Four positional casualties in such a short space of time crippled the Thugs defence and they were unable to prevent the Commandos dominating the half, stalling on the line, and strolling in for a final turn score.

The second half dawned with the much reduced Thugs looking down the barrel of the gun, especially as Commando's star player HacknSlash was making his first appearance. But Orcs don’t quit, they just punch more! The Thug Life blitzers managed to get the ball and were moving a good sideline cage into TD range when Ice Cube got zapped by the Commando's wizard. The ball bounced, and Method Man blew a re-rolled 3+ dodge to go and fetch it. This signalled the end for the Thug offense, as the ball ended up getting surfed off of the pitch, and was thrown back deep into the Thugs half. There was a brief scramble for the ball, but a clumsy zombie managed to drop it, preventing a second TD for Commandos.

The only bright spot for the Thugs in the entire game was when GZA put down star player Serket and left him badly hurt, before Serket even had a chance to make a block!

A bloody but entertaining game and further proof that Nuffle moves in mysterious ways.
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