“KingRoyale should get MVP.

Ungors recieved the ball at first; our first turn fractured the tree Illy Billy's arm, putting him out. The wood elves in their second turn smashed the Hand of Zelgash Bilehorn, putting him out too. The rest of the first half of the match went along reasonably smoothly; I whined about my Ungors armour, but that's mostly due to the previous few games. Wood Elves steal the ball for a defensive touchdown, 1-0 at the half.

The first turn or two of the second half went along about the same. And then apparently the Doombull listened to my pleas; the blood started rolling. Wood Elf after Wood Elf went out, Array of String (the ONLY positional left on the team aside from Illy Billy) was killed, although the apo decided to save him as a niggler; and the ball got thrown by the fans to a waiting Borzhar Rageborn.

Smashing up the remnants of the wood elves, Borzhar walked in a turn 7 touchdown - no re-rolls meant I couldn't try for a turn 6 touchdown to try for a win, but with no significant players left for the wood elves, I didn't have to worry about any one turners.

And the Doombull was happy. BLITZ! Borzhar gets barely into scoring range; Ragash Bloody Horn gets under the kick. The elves can't do much about it, as they only have 3 loners (who somehow never managed to get hurt the entire game!) and Operator, Super Star S4 Linemen left. Ragash hands the ball to Borzhar who goes for it twice to steal the match.

Praise be to the Doombull!

And thanks to KingRoyale for an outstanding attitude throughout the game! Hopefully you'll get some money for some positionals soon!”