“The Giants came out looking a little shakey as they tried to get their sea legs under them against a very quick and agile team of Wood Elves. They collected the ball and proceeded to walk it up the field but were quickly knocked back by the high flying War Dancers. The attack from the elves hardened the line a bit and the Giants were albe to regroup. The ball seemed to bounce their way a few times and the drive continued.

Then in turn 6 disaster struck for the Woodies as Nuffle kindly decided that he would turn fate against them. L.T. blitzed War Dancer Hot Pants Martinez and L.T.'s angry face was the last thing that Martinez ever saw. the violence of the blow left Martinez dead before his body hit the ground. Things did not get better for the Woodies after that hit. In fact, they got quite worse.

Nuffle showed no mercy by introducing New Sexico to a new meaning for the name of their great City as he ruthlessly dismantled every attack they attempted to make. There was no hope for the battered Woodies as they could generate no attack thanks to Nuffle's interference. They watched The Giants walk 3 scores in on them and were left with only three linemen to field by the end of the second half.

Cross Dressing Daniel spent all but the first turn of the match in the KO box crying about his chipped nail from a hit he took in Turn 2. His disappearance from the field left the rest of the team vulnerable to Nuffle's penetrations.

New Dorf Head Coach Burgnutz had this to say after the game:

I have no love for elves of any kind as their race is generally comprised of pompous narcissists and cry babies. However, I will hand it to Coach licker from New Sexico. He took a brutal dicing out there tonight but held his head high and was a fair sport about the whole debacle. I look forward to meeting him on the pitch again some other day when hopefully the eye of Nuffle isn't so defiantly focused against his team.”