“The Golden Girls take on a Norse team. Maria “Receives it Deep” Black makes her début as the team's second catcher.

The Girls blitz as they kick. The Norse bring the ball forward. The girls knock out one of theirs but an Ulfwerner crowd pushes one of the girls. Devereux manages to get to the ball carrier and knock the ball into the crowd; it's thrown to the other side of the pitch. Northcoast try to surround it but Norse close in brutally.

An extremely violent ruck leads to the death of The Key as both Norse and Golden Girls smash one another brutally for the ball. Devereux is then frenzied into the crowd and leaves the pitch for the drive.

Norse pick up but fail a second pass and the ball is left loose. Mavis “New Stink”, assisted by Doro, gets in a stunning block and manages to collect the ball against the odds but is in the centre of a world of hurt. But she then stays standing against the troll and another hardy norseman

The Norse try to get involved and pounce on New Stink. Doro tries to clear a path but is followed by a shadowing player whom she turns on and destroys with a one-die block (which requires the apothecary).

Some insane dodging from New Stink leads to a hand off to Maria “Receives it Deep”, making her début, who gets the score.

After kicking the girls blitz again and get into the norse. More violence as they get to the ball and start a ruck. The Norse manage to get the ball and then the pass to a waiting ulfwerner who catches it and darts down the flank. However, the Golden Girls set up a superb defensive line – but they can't do enough and the Ulfwerner shrugs off their attempts to prevent an equalising score.

A short drive results in a little blocking but the half time klaxon sounds and there's everything to play for. The Norse coach announces to the crowd that if the Golden Girls win, he will retire the team!

The girls come out with ferocity; they were surprised that the Norse equalised. They cage up and ready themselves for a fierce fight.

Rue is quickly knocked out after Rose gets a SI casualty. Rose knocks out an ulf.

The girls suffer from overconfidence and get distracted. They make a huge tactical error on a relatively easy play and a trip allows the cage to come lose. The Norse pounce on it, retrieve the ball and equalise for 2-2.

Hi matey, great game. Shame I got distracted by daft work phone in the second half. Another game another time?”