“The Golden Girls receive the ball and attempt a textbook centre cage up. Skilled wrestler The Eyeliner is injured in her first turn. The BJP start to encircle the cage.

The girls move slowly to the right flank. The Reason gets isolated and beat around. The Golden Girls punch their way down the right hand side.

The BJP get their teeth into the cage but cannot knock the ball free, Doro makes a break for it, nearly stumbles, but gets the score.

The Girls breach the BJP line on the restart but do not mark the middle of the pitch correctly and they allow a pass to be completed. Rue fractures a player's arm as they try to break down the BJP right flank

The girls thought they had done enough to stop the touchdown, they might be disappointed with themselves for allowing such an easy pass in the first place, but they could not have expected to Katarina to score an equalising touchdown with so much pressure on her (6+ catch and other hilarity). But she did – and at the half-time klaxon it was one touchdown a piece.

Second half. The BJP form up a cage and begin bashing their way down the pitch.

Tragedy! Doro is killed after trying to get a tackle zone on the ball carrier. She would have had her second skill up this game.

The ruck gets pushed further and further to the flank before The First Against The Wall is badly hurt and then the ball is ripped away from the carrier, tumbles out, and is hurled to the other side of the pitch.

The girls dart across as quickly as they can to collect the ball but they've been battered and bruised, still mourning the loss of their ally, and the BJP are on them quickly.

But in honour of her fallen sister, The Banging Tunes makes an epic play to secure the second TD and victory for this Girl-on-Girl bout.”