“The Doombull gave the Ungors strength; but Nuffle gave them dice.

Zelgash starts by killing Sister Singletooth dead, right near the start of the half. Centipede, a fairly promising up and coming werewolf killed himself trying to crowdsurf an Ungor. These led to rookie Reszagal managing to get a defensive touchdown for a 1-0 lead at the end of the first half.

Then KO KO KO, and suddenly only 4 necromantic players were on the pitch. The Defiled Legends lived up to the first part of their name today. Turn 3, Zelgash, blessed Minotaur of Doombull, successfully recieves a pass from Jagish Savage Blade, and then blitzes in for a single GFI touchdown.

Not a single necromantic player wakes up. 11 Ungors vs 1 flesh golem, 1 wight, and 2 ghouls. Zelgash blitzes a few times for a turn 7 touchdown. Some more casualties are caused, and unlike the first badly hurt zombie in the first half, none of the casualties after that ever pass a regen roll. The Defiled Legends simply did not want to be here.

Praise the mighty Doombull! May he watch ever over the Ungors of Krul! Praise Nuffle that our armour was not paper today!

And most importantly, Praise lemf! Coach extraordinaire who accepted it all with a laugh and good cheer, and encouraged Zelgash' unorthodox method of achieving 10 SPP in a single game!”