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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2012-04-13 23:49:37
CTV 1580k Wood Elf
1
30k
16000 (1 FAME)
-1
1/0/0
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
2
1
-
1
12
125
9
25
19
-
#4 Fine Furs – Gouged Eye (MNG)
#7 Strip Miner Replacement – Dead (RIP)
#9 Evicerating Liberal Fools (E.L.F) – Dead (RIP)
#13 Clear Cutter – Fractured Leg (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
4
-
1
16
165
-
19
51
1
“What a fun match vs a great coach!!!
The rejects enter the arena in a strange mood. After their last match they had better have their heads in it.
The Woodies receive and score inside 2 turns. This isn't going to be good.
We manage to get the ball, and after a little pushing around and some crafty Elf play the ball squirms free and Naffsnik pops up with it and scores final turn.
Second half and The Rejects have a glint in their eye. BLITZ!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Woodies get their Catcher under the ball and some players to protect him. He catches it!
Rejects surround them as well, a Guard next to the catcher then a blitz from our Tackle Blitzer. Then some Luck. (I clicked block on Dancer instead of catcher) Dancer is stunned. The Woodies retreat back to regroup. More dodges for them frees up some players. We try to cover. Naffsnik is sick of this now and PO a rookie RIP!!
A funny risky Elf play seems to work until the hand-off. Fail rr fail. With the ball free we Surf the Dancer and get ball free again. Naffsnik picks up and runs off.
Somehow An Elf dodges away and gets a 1D POW. Again the ball is free.
Unlucky for the Woodies they cannot get the ball.
T7 now and Duffgul tries to take out a Blodge Elf who had a chance to score if things went wrong for us.
OOOPS Duffgul hits a little too hard. RIP!!
We attempt a Hand-off to a BoB who fumbles it.
Next turn An elf fumbles. lol
We have 1 shot at the win now.
Blitzer with 2 GFI gets into Endzone. BoB manages to pick ball up. 6 to pass. Getting greedy he tries a GFI.
Fail
Now the Woodies have a long shot at the win.
This time the Catcher fumbles it lmao.
Fun game.
Rematch soon i hope”
The rejects enter the arena in a strange mood. After their last match they had better have their heads in it.
The Woodies receive and score inside 2 turns. This isn't going to be good.
We manage to get the ball, and after a little pushing around and some crafty Elf play the ball squirms free and Naffsnik pops up with it and scores final turn.
Second half and The Rejects have a glint in their eye. BLITZ!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Woodies get their Catcher under the ball and some players to protect him. He catches it!
Rejects surround them as well, a Guard next to the catcher then a blitz from our Tackle Blitzer. Then some Luck. (I clicked block on Dancer instead of catcher) Dancer is stunned. The Woodies retreat back to regroup. More dodges for them frees up some players. We try to cover. Naffsnik is sick of this now and PO a rookie RIP!!
A funny risky Elf play seems to work until the hand-off. Fail rr fail. With the ball free we Surf the Dancer and get ball free again. Naffsnik picks up and runs off.
Somehow An Elf dodges away and gets a 1D POW. Again the ball is free.
Unlucky for the Woodies they cannot get the ball.
T7 now and Duffgul tries to take out a Blodge Elf who had a chance to score if things went wrong for us.
OOOPS Duffgul hits a little too hard. RIP!!
We attempt a Hand-off to a BoB who fumbles it.
Next turn An elf fumbles. lol
We have 1 shot at the win now.
Blitzer with 2 GFI gets into Endzone. BoB manages to pick ball up. 6 to pass. Getting greedy he tries a GFI.
Fail
Now the Woodies have a long shot at the win.
This time the Catcher fumbles it lmao.
Fun game.
Rematch soon i hope”
This is a situation where the the elves took a well earned drubbing and a serious trim to their payroll. Certainly the front office has to be pleased that they do not have to pay the full contract on E.L.F. In fact, I am hearing that the rookie Strip Miner never submitted the correct life insurance policy forms. It couldn't be that the accounting department "lost" the paperwork. That would be reprehensible.
As for the match itself, FMSTAN submitted an excellent version of the match to the press. However, Kondor still could not help but feel that he was given a gift. On the last play of the match, the blitzer in question was expected to try a pick up and then two GFI for the win. Instead, he ran to the endzone, and then a black orc picked it up and made a pass attempt for the win. As the BO was lucky to even pick it up, it was no surprise that he dropped the ball.
As time expired, Coach Kondor could only be grateful. A couple mor losses by this highly talented team, and he may be out of a job.
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Thanks for the match FMSTAN. Rematch sometime. Honestly, I hope it is with another team.”