“With Strength 4 blitzer Rose "Ol' Betty" Nylund out of action until the next game, the girl's travelled to Lord Scallart's Elidat Stadium with a mixture of grim resolution and pessimism. They were a long, long way from home.

If fielded, The Pouch would make her début; signed up after the Loony Tunes game finished The Reason's career.

The girls started brilliantly, kicking to their opponent and then immediately blitzing. They applied an awful lot of pressure on the carrier but couldn't actually catch their own short kick to the left flank.

The Golden Girls gathered the ball but were instantly set upon by angry Slann. The Kroxigor got his fists into the semi-assembled cage. Devereux managed to hand off the ball to Maria who ran for the touchdown line - but she nearly stumbled. Eventually she is knocked to the ground by Mindy. The ball went free but was not caught by the Slann.

The girls set into the frogs, deep in their own half, and Sophia managed to get the powerful catcher Ziggy on the ground. She stepped aside, allowing The Lipstick to get a touchdown.

The girls were sharp again at the restart, again kicking short on the left hand side. Their defensive formation was set up perfectly and the girls quickly get their teeth into the Slann formation. The frogs can't get to the ball.

Maria collected the ball but then, unbelievably, managed to trip over her own feet as she hurtled towards the endzone. Coach Stonefist destroyed the team's dugout in anger – but after he was finished he realised that Maria has jumped up, blitzed the Slann running for the free ball, and ran in the touchdown.

Shortly after, a frog was knocked out in a mini-drive and the halftime klaxon went. The Golden Girls were sitting on a 2-0 lead, knowing that they will receive a kickoff at the start of the second half. It was their game to lose.

The girls started the second half with some aggressive blocking on the line of scrimmage. The greenest Blitzer, Zoro Doro, picked up the ball and the Golden Girls formed up a text book cage at the centre of the pitch.

The girls rolled across to their left flank as the frogs smashed at the cannon fodder centre stage. And smash they did. The frogs got a frightening number of stuns but, fortunately for the girls, no serious damage was done. But then The Eyeliner gets knocked out with an unspotted foul.

The GG cage continues to trundle down the left flank, but the Slann do manage to set into it. Kroxigor Pizza the Hut sticks his tail into the mix and Ziggy tries to seal off the path through to the endzone.

Devereux slams into Ziggy, however, and KO's him and Zoro Doro shrugs off her marker and gets over the line for the girl's third touchdown.
Ziggy remains KO'd, but the frogs receive the ball without incident and Rimmer gathers it. They push through the golden girls line of scrimmage fiercely and look for the consolation score.

New Stink gets a knock out as the girls pile into the Slann cage. They bash hard but cannot knock the ball free from Rimmer.

In the end, they do. And get a fourth score.

The slann collect the ball and try to come at the girls once again for the final drive. Devereux blitzes the carrier and the ball is spilt, but The Other Woman cannot pick it up for an epic and unlikely play.

All in all, the girls have an extremely good game.

Good game matey.”