“Fresno Unified was able to turn the game into the style they wanted to play: A tough, brutal scrum that left the more lightly-built and armored, pass-happy Comets reeling, resulting in short fields and turnovers leading to touchdowns. The low points came with the death of Velotl Sixthsun, and the near death of Spike Silencion . . . while treating him for a smashed collarbone, the apothecary nearly killed Spike, thinking Slaan collarbones were entirely removeable and replaceable. Fortunately, the coach was able to wrestle the pliers out of the apoth's hand, an has since sent him back for a refresher course in Slaan anatomy.

Thanks for the game, Faine, and congrats. Let me know if you want a rematch”