#5 Nage – Dead (RIP) #6 Izumi – Smashed Hand (MNG)
“After two absolute thrillers in the earlier rounds, Samurai Strike seemed to run out of steam just in time for the final. Perhaps exhausted by the efforts of the semi-final match, the Samurai never managed to get into the game. A stuttering offensive drive in the first half barely limped into TD range before being broken up, while in the second half the Samurai could only play a delaying game in the hope the Posties would make a mistake - which they didn't!
The result was a one sided game which the Posties won at a stroll, giving them plenty of time to finish their rounds and enjoy a pint afterwards.
The highlight of the match was the death of Nage the useless thrower. Nage started the game in style when he fumbled a sure hands pick up. At some point he was blocked and injured with a serious concusion. Coach Katana gave the apothecary the nod and the surgeon proceeded to remove Nage's brain, a flawless cure for a concusion, with the slightly awkward side effect that Nage was rendered dead. It was a fitting end for a truly useless player!
Congratualtions to Eldritch and his postie crew, worthy champions.
The result was a one sided game which the Posties won at a stroll, giving them plenty of time to finish their rounds and enjoy a pint afterwards.
The highlight of the match was the death of Nage the useless thrower. Nage started the game in style when he fumbled a sure hands pick up. At some point he was blocked and injured with a serious concusion. Coach Katana gave the apothecary the nod and the surgeon proceeded to remove Nage's brain, a flawless cure for a concusion, with the slightly awkward side effect that Nage was rendered dead. It was a fitting end for a truly useless player!
Congratualtions to Eldritch and his postie crew, worthy champions.
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