“2 tame dogs showed up to this match as the elves thumped us, including killing our star Buddhist Palm. His niggling injury caught up with him and was a contributing factor in his death.

Don't let the cas statistics fool you. We were a dead player, knock out, and a regenerated serious injury down before the end of the 1st half as our double block count resulted in just a couple of stuns and a KO. It wasn't until the game was nearly over that the flesh golems woke up and contributed something to the match.

All our key dice failed, including a reroll to double skulls for the 1st TD, a rerolled fumble for the 2nd, and by the time the 4th was scored the side had given up and resorted to fouling - killing catcher Nightingale who was raised as a zombie. We take anyone in! Sadly the zombie picked up a wolf's shirt number, so was discarded in a nearby ditch.”