“After our last on sea battle with the Triple Skull Pirates we needed to take port to mend our sails. We chose a tropical island with a nice bay for our vessel to drop anchor. As a landing party was sent inland to scout for food a violent storm broke out and they suddenly found themselves surrounded by amazonian woman. The men, all long at sea, went mad with lust, desperatly trying to pin down the girls. However these woman fought back, gave em the slip, let them chase them across the jungle all day until they finale were worn out, losing all supplies we found and carried. We found Matey with a crushed pelvis in some bushes, strangely he had a smile that seemed frozen on his face, the only words comming from his clenched jaws being "Snu-snu". We abandoned him there since he was to far gone for anyone to help and made it out of that wretched place in a hurry. On to the stormy seas, anything beats that Island!

Stoms were so violent that servers went down! :D

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