“Yarr in need of some Grog and whenches we docked into an uncharted port, typical pirates lair. Found us a nice dark and fumy Inn to quench our thirst a lavish our eyes on the other gender. Suddenly a curtain opened and on the stage appeared the Lapdancing Lollipops. Many a golden coin exchanged hands that night for some heavy lapdances. More money...more dancing! broke Poop Decks(1D) jaw for groping her, strickly agaisnt the girls policy to be touched by the customer, letalone some mangy undead pirate scum! She didn't manage to get away with that as a swiftly thrown dagger by the hurt ghoul, killed her. It looked like a failed dodge, but yarr, lest you be blind scurvy dog, my eyes did not deceive me, or may Davy come take me to his locker! Yarndarm might have some elven roots, we must look into that. With our bellys bloated, purses emptied, supplies stocked aboard, we set sail into the moonlit sky oncemore! Yarr for plunder and glory!!!

GG your newnes to the game shows but then again it always bring for another way of playing, your TD certainly was nice, mine was just pure luck, skelly dodge, 5+,4+ :D ”