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Match Result · League division
· Tournament game
Match recorded on 2012-05-13 12:22:08
Nurgle CTV 1640k
1
30k
20000 (1 FAME)
-1
0/0/0
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg, Star player Brick Far'th, Star player Grotty
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
2
1
-
1
15
174
-1
30
50
1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
-
-
1
8
153
-
18
29
-
#12 Marc-Andre ter Stegen – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
“After living a dream, Rottingbadback revert to type. The traditional, inept, soft-hitting achieve-nothing kind of team that loses. Tamely. Showing up two turns before their opponents' backfield allowed Borussia to grab the ball and score before they had a chance to realise this was a game they were supposed to lose. Thereafter they did just that, losing meekly.
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Reavers 2 - Borussia 1
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This game began poorly for the Reavers. Receiving the ball, a tragic miscommunication between the coaching staff and the players led to the ball being left entirely free on the pitch. Assistant coach Billy 'Wot?" Smith later apparently blamed mice. "Damn mouse, it's fookin useless, never does what it is told!" Sounded like a pretty lame excuse, but Rottingbadback cared not, pouring through and securing the ball.
However, surely this would be no problem for The Duke! Flexing his strong, manly - nay, sexy! - fingers, toned from years of "stripping", he charged, run, run, dodge, gfi, gfi, 1 rr 1, faceplant..... yeah.
So, Borussia run in a T4 defensive TD. Things looking bad for Reavers.
Borussia kick off again, somewhat taken aback by being 1-0 up.... the Duke gets the ball, fakes left - taking the Borussia defence with him - then jinks right and runs to hand off to a free blizter down the right flank.... run run, dodge, gfi, gfi .....yes, you guessed it,... 1 rr 1.... faceplant. What a freaking retard....
Fortunately, the dice then mugged the rotters too, with the Beast rolling 1s and Brick F'Arth joining in on the idiot-fest, and the Duke managed to get to his feet and get the ball to the waiting Gordon Wisdoom. 1-1 in T8.
Borussia then tried their star-turn, but the Brick and Grotty show never, wait for it .... go off the ground... /boom boom! 1-1 at the half.
In the second half, Borussia received, but the dice did not help them, and the Orc Green D-Wall ground them down, leading to the Duke eventually getting a blitz in the ball-carrying Pestigor, and - as they say - that was all she wrote. T16 TD for a 2-1 win.
gg somerton.
Also, and I have to say this publicly, I am a whiney little bitch when my mouse misclicks. Sorry for that.
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