“Dark Princes vs Dark Elves...things sure were dark! (Except for the snow and the nice weather).

The first emo-blood-lust-fest. Nothing too damaging but a steady trickle of blood and self-inflicted KOs meant EMO Win! could not get an emo win. The vamp touchdown had a touch of black magic as Pale and Brooding dodged through zones to score with a host of evil pixies hovering around him at the end of the first half.

The second saw a fairly quick score by the elves as they went after victory. With the ball back in undead lord hands, the soul-less ones attempted to quell their desires in the search for the winning score. Although close, first one, then the other was felled by a pack of evil eleven warriors within paces of the endzone. With the scattering into elf hands a final delving into the darkness saw an uber-crazy cross pitch hypno trip down the dark elf blitzer as he went for it for the winning touchdown.

Post match celebrations between the two dark twisted schemes were, well, kinky to say the least, and a significant number of local maidens will forever have a dark shadow across their hearts and a yearning for Robert Pattinson.”