“The dark forces of the night came up against the dark forces from under the mountain. Thralls screened their masters well and managed to stay on the pitch long enough for a lone hobgoblin to lose his nerve and make a break for the endzone. Sacked by one of the dark princes, the teams went in at 0-0 at half time, but crucially only 9 members on Pongos Phi Kappa lined up against 10 emos.

The second half saw a Pale and Brooding go over for the winning TD on EMO Win!'s 16th turn, giving the team a win to bounce back from their previous loss.

Oh, and thank you to the lone spectator who stayed to watch the post match sequence. Were you a buxom wench looking to be enthralled? Send coach Wang a PM and you can be the next thrall to join the team!”