“A very silent un-chatty coach with a very min/maxed lizard squad, electing to play with just 9 players. Obviously hoping to get a weak opponent, he drew the Kruelty, who went straight to work on his skinks.

He could have ended the half 1-Nil, but constant greed and perhaps fear of being out numbered caused him to go one block too far on turn 8, and without a re-roll a pair of skulls cost him is lone scoring oppertunity for the game.

The second half saw Kingston squash the final skink, and run circles around stupid dumb lizard meat heads for the final turns, winning 1-Nil. 70'000 winnings pays for the niggled thrower, and the Lino will have to be Loner for the next game.”