“Got zonked the first 4 rounds as the blodgy dodgies ran circles around us and scooped up the ball bringing just to our endzone.

but then a funny thing happened...it turns out the blitzer with the ball had a shock collar on. Each time he went to take one step into the endzone and score...bzzzt bzzzt he shock collar stopped him!

the ball lay precariously near the endzone, with each player from each side fumbling and bumbling until turn 8.

that is when Capt Hero comes alive and saves the day! with a sprint of fury, he grabs the ball and long bomb passes it 14 squares!

the dark elves and their doggy shock collars couldn't get it. half ends 0-0

second half, the Charioteers don the scythe wheels and rip deep into elven flesh! Hail to DeMaio who cracks a skull and upgrades to Piling on! Now we're ready for blood!

Hail to Trail of Flames, who wedgies a witch elf, steals the ball, and scores a touchdown!

Yarr!

the rest from there was just a clean up job! Now let beasts roar! 11 dangerous men ride on!”