“Bound to happen... actually should've happened a few games ago, as we pulled a couple wins out of nowhere. Nuffle took our stockings from the mantle and used them to wipe his nether-regions.

By turn 3 we had 5 elves on the pitch and had used the doc. Then it got boring. Mazylis... you may not enjoy chatting during a game, but honestly: When I'm getting my ass handed to me, a silent opponent is BORING AS A PET ROCK.

I've had bad games before... I don't mind losing... I even enjoy hearing myself type... but when I feel ignored when I'm playing someone, it is no fun. None. NO FUN. I'd rather you be irate, unruly, cocky, obnoxious, stupid, mean, clueless... any of those rather than what you were. And you sir, are boring.

Boring.

Eye-gougingly, butt-scratchingly boring.

Congrats on the best dice you'll ever get on FUMBBL. Your reward is... you now know you are boring.



There. At least my match report entertained me for a bit :D”