“Trees have after more than 300 games reach their first goal. To be the first team to make a thousand touchdowns on fumbbl. Järnek did it on a long bomb from Al in the 4-2 win over W. Arsenal. A special memorial goes to veteran kicker who always said he wanted to die on the pitch on the game Trees made TD number 1000. After the game the rumours have spred that he didn't use his armour during the game. This is ofcourse wrong as he has alwaws been nuffles favourite and don't need to take such measures to get his will through. The rumour that his will contained a note that if this happened his killer would inherit all his winnings and belongings is howerver true. Congratulations Desert II of Weapons Arsenal, You have made a great player very happy and are now a very rich man. ”