“Another dicing by humans. Why are humans so lucky? Both Ungors with guard injured by turn 2. 2 KOs by turn 3. Another injured in the mid first period. A scorching heat wave roasted the pitch and invariably not only were more Ungors exhausted than humans, but at least 1 stat Ungor was always sleeping, along with at least one 30+ SPP Ungor. The first human touchdown was followed by a Blitz! kick off resulting in the second touchdown on turn 8. This was followed by a perfect defense preventing any damage from even being attempted. Then Another Blitz! to start the second half - this time the humans misjudged and sent most players north only to have the kick scatter out of bounds. Blackhorn, far to the south is handed the touchdown and blitzes the only human anywhere near him... snake eyes, loner roll 1! There is still hope as only one Strength 2 non dodge human can get to the ball, so, with all 6 beastmen occupied, Blackhorn, still unmarked Bitzes! Annnddd fail GFI, loner roll 1! The humans then casually toss the ball straight through the only standing beastman who (with 3 tackle zones) fails the intercept and the humans score again.

This time the weather changes, and the Ungors finally manage a single touchdown, with only 4 Ungors remaining on the pitch.

Humans!

Thanks for the game Immeli, have fun with Samuel L. Jackson! ”