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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2012-07-07 17:31:00
CTV 890k Goblin
1
60k
11000 (1 FAME)
+1
1/1/2
Inducements: 1 bribe
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
-
-
1
8
147
-
29
22
6
#7 Bamk Ironjeer – Broken Jaw (MNG)
#9 Kuts Bigyell – Dead (RIP)
#14 Ztanm Metalstink – Fractured Arm (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
3
-
1
11
95
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15
35
-
#1 Suigard – Smashed Hand (MNG)
#6 Grak, the Menace – Dead (RIP)
#7 Thorwald, the Incompetent – Dead (RIP)
“It was nothing we expected. The founding of the marauder team, the hopes of merry pillaging and joint buccaneering cast a huge shadow over our eyes. The upcoming day's easy loot made us want the use of soft beer, hard rum and easy women (unluckily the last dream did not become reality).
But alas!
The sneaky bastards fell upon us, when we were the most vulnerable, and the battle was lost. The little one with the steam-powered blade cut through our ranks (literally) before we could even dream of holding the line.
It was a devastating eve. But once the wounds heal, the joints are put back in their places and the unnecessary limbs are cut down, we will come back and strike with all our strenght...”
But alas!
The sneaky bastards fell upon us, when we were the most vulnerable, and the battle was lost. The little one with the steam-powered blade cut through our ranks (literally) before we could even dream of holding the line.
It was a devastating eve. But once the wounds heal, the joints are put back in their places and the unnecessary limbs are cut down, we will come back and strike with all our strenght...”
Beady eyes watched from the shadows as they drank and sang, as they laughed and finally fell asleep. All was silent besides the snoring of men... and then...
WROOAAAR... The chainsaw was the signal to attack!
The norsemen fell before us, even as they tried to get to their feet. They tried to organize a defence but it was too late. None were left standing as we took all their beer for a victory celebration. This day belongs to the Goblins!”