“This was a great game.

Pre-kick off, the coach of the Orcland Muscle predicted 'This is gonna be a war!'. He was right.

The Thorns were unstoppable in the first half. The first block of the game from the Yeti disembowled Gazza the Orc lineman and finished his brief, inglorious career. This set the tone for the whole half, as the Norse rampaged through the Orcs, breaking armour at will. It was all the Orcs could do to keep five players on the pitch and there was no hope of preventing the touchdown.

Second half the Orcs rallied. All the KO'd positionals recovered, and it was the turn of the Norse to take a beating. The Orcs rolled in a turn 6 touchdown when it might have been wiser to stall, but that's not how Orcland Muscle play the game!

The kick off touched back to an Ulfwerner in the wide zone. The Norse broke out quickly and the Orcs tried to cover all the angles. In the final turn the Ulfwerner was able to blitz his way past Biggutz the Brains and run in a final turn TD for the win.

We look forward to the rematch in the playoffs!”