“The Buccaneers show up at the local Imperial Penal Colony to drop off a wanted pirate....His head was worth more than his ship so the smart move was to collect the 20,000 GC instead of feeding that money to the sharks.

As the Buccaneers are getting ready to leave they are stoped in the courtyard. It seems we have to play the local Blood Bowl team. They are big time FUMBBL fans in the colony and we would not be able to leave with out playing a match. The shivs and clubs let us know that this was a friendly request, of course.

Inamtes, bah these guys are one step above J-men. Should be no problem.

That was until the 14FT monster of Marv emerges from the shadows and takes the pitch, ok maybe 3 steps above J-man status. Right before kick off the ref informs us that they play by FUMBBL Prison rules around here. Needless to say we have no idea what that means, but prison bowl is our style so we decided to wing it.

Bucs kick off. Marv Blows up and Piles On our LOS. Well there was only one option. To hell with the ball. PRISON RULES!!!!!

Bucs spend 16 turns fouling, blitzing, fouling some more, groin shots, eye gouges, kicks to the nether regions and any other part of the anatomy that would cause grievious harm.

After 16 turns of Prison Rules Bowl....The Convicts are left with 3 men standing and the Bucs have scored 2 of those touchdown things.

Marv and Walker...#1 and #2 active SPP for humanity locked horns in the second half. It was a stand off. Walker got him on the ground and the boots starting flying but Marv is a titanic beast and our 6 fouls on him just dinged off like we were booting a steam tank. The Bucs were forced to just get him on the ground and make him stay there.

As the Bucs sail off with a boat load of cash the convicts were lining the walls of the prison cat calling the Bucs and demanding a rematch. Maybe one of these days when we are passing we will have to make port and give them their rematch. Now we know what we are getting into we will bring the shivs and 2X4's for the rematch.”