“Turtleman "Ooo we was that team ready to bite! We had an infestation of skulls both on the field and on the dice!"

Neal "Those skulls were so much, they were smothering us like a baer!"

Turtleman "We had big nasties to the north, stingers in the middle, and bones to pick with from the south....it was a zoo! But I gots an idea when a nasty got clumsy, I sent in Boyd to smack the stinger critter down...Blam, he wasn't comin back no more! and we tackled the ball critter! things were lookin up."

Neal "until that baer of skulls came up agin."

Turtleman "agh, don't remind me. we had it played, until more bones on the dice. they got the score."

so it was time to take control. second half, the turtle crew came out swinging and started bopping dead things into the boo boo box.

Turtle "I was flailing and fisting anything wrapped in toilet paper, or had no skin! Neal brought up the rear withh the ball. We started getting in a mess tare with the big nasties so Iz had a plan. I stayed near the sidelines and dug a hole in front of me. Laid some thatch and wham! that big thingie came crashing down! Whooohooo LIVE ACTION BABY! Neal got the ball and we had the infestation under control!"

final score 1-1

the payment: a new blitzer and a slim jim

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