“An exciting game to start the Prem season and the mighty Vipers fans sure are happy with the result.

The head coach was feeling a lot of pressure and made a mistake in team setup - inviting a journeyman to play by mistake - meaning that instead having Hubris and a Wizard, only Hubris and a Babe were available.

First half was as expected a solid performance by the Sting who recevied and took a 2-1 into half time.

The Vipers recevied second half and the ball was turned over in what should have lead to the winning TD for the sting..... but the steroids have been messing up the Sting players' vision and the AG5 freak failed 2 leaps then 3 pickups allowing the Vipers, after 5 turns of close melee, to recover the ball and head downfield and score the winner.

The Sting had a chance at a 1 turn TD but some late casualties had robbed them of numbers and then a Pitch Invasion by the Vipers fans put an end to any one turn shenanigans.

The mighty vipers march on and have their star player, Texuhaoz Starseer, back for the 2nd game against the top of the table and championship favourite Slann.”